Big Di*ck

Ingredients

(Party-Size Batch):
2 cups fruit punch vodka (or regular vodka + fruit punch)
1 cup peach schnapps
1 cup blue curaçao
2 cups pineapple juice
2 cups orange juice
1 liter lemon-lime soda (Sprite, 7UP)
1/2 cup grenadine (for color & sweetness)
1–2 cups jellybeans (plus extra for garnish)
Ice
Optional: rainbow sherbet scoops for a floaty, creamy twist

Instructions:

Step 1:
In a large punch bowl or drink dispenser, combine vodka, peach schnapps, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, orange juice, and grenadine.
Step 2:
Stir until everything is well mixed. Add lots of ice or chill before serving.
Step 3:
Right before party time, pour in the lemon-lime soda for fizz and fun!
Step 4:
Add jellybeans to the punch (they’ll soften and infuse flavor) and garnish glasses with a few extra or skewer them on cocktail picks.
Step 5:
Optional: Drop in a few scoops of rainbow sherbet for a magical, creamy effect that floats on top.

Jungle Tips:
Make it a slush: Freeze some of the juice in ice cube trays and blend portions to make a frozen jungle juice.
Mocktail version: Use fruit punch, pineapple juice, soda, and jellybeans (skip the alcohol).
Make it pop: Add edible glitter or glowing ice cubes for party magic!